I just watched the Chun Li Street Fighter movie for the second time and felt like I needed a shower afterwards. Who made this movie? Have they ever played the game? Who OK'ed this. Please find everyone responsible and walk them off a cliff. Here's my top ten gripes with this movie.

1. Chun Li is Chinese at the beginning and American when she grows up.

2. Balrog doesn't box.

3. Bison.

4. Gen is mad young...and he throws fireballs. Oh yeah and he was Liu Kang.

5. The cop named Nash (dude from American Pie) couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. Not to mention...he was supposed to be Charlie.

6. Vega was a lil bitch. Lost to 2 hits from Chun-Li. SMH.

7. No Sagat, Ken, Ryu or Guile.

8. Who was Charlie's partner?

9. The fireball at the end was gay as hell. And she killed Bison? WTF.

10. Dragonball was better.

So here's my big FUCK YOU to everyone involved in the making of this movie. Yes that includes you Michael Clark Duncan.

- Posted from my iPhone